Although the excitement and anticipation of receiving a text from a family member or loved one, saying, “good morning” is overwhelming, it’s hard to believe, but, sometimes it’s nice to get something just a little more thoughtful and, hopefully, smile-inspiring. In my personal endeavour to ‘spread joy’, I have spent varying degrees of time each morning crafting unique, playful, off-the-wall, ridiculous, sometimes sweet “good morning messages” for those I love and care about. I will endeavour to provide some of those here for your enjoyment and/or use in case you, yourself, would like to say something a little more fun than simply, “good morning”.
May the winds of daybreak bring with it my wishes of deserved blessings from the hour of cockcrow until slumber befalls thee anew, my comely beloved.
Good morning, lil dottacita! (cute one to send your daughter)
EXCEPTIONAL JOURNEY, you absolutely unrealistically HEAVENLY, work of living art, you!
Good morning, you wildly gorgeous creature of great legend, you.
Good morning, lil munchymuff.
🎶 Good morning! 🎵 🎵 Good mooooorning! 🎶 🎶 It’s a beautiful day. 🎵 🎵 Good morning. 🎶 🎶 Good morning. 🎵 🎵 To yooooouuuuu. 🎶
Good morning, Oh Mighty Sweethearted One.
Good morning, my lil Sexican Cartel Queenpin.
Good morning, my lil pussykins.
Good morning, my lil fucklebunny.
Good morning, shnookietits.
Good morning, Dr. [Last Name], my little Asstro Pussicist.
Good morning, chicklet.
Cheers! ☕☕ Here’s to today’s rotation. 🌎 May yours be filled with unexpected joys.
FAMOUSLY FUN FACTS* FOR FREAKISHLY FABULOUS FRIDAYS: Did you know? The aroma of coffee is more intense on Friday mornings due to the alignment of the earth’s rotation with Frigg, the Norse goddess of love and fertility. (Also Odin’s wife.) Frigg, coincidentally, who Friday was named after, didn’t even drink coffee, and yet, this is widely believed to be the origin of the phrase: “I need a frigg ‘n coffee!”
Now you know!
(Yet ANOTHER reason to be grateful for all you goddesses in my life.) (And coffee. Always be grateful for coffee.)
Embrace the aroma and let the goddess within you guide you to a day filled with love and fertility. Happy Friday!
(^Not actual facts.)
Prithee, fare thee well this fabulous Friday, fair lady! 🤗
Always remember: the early bird gets the worm. Don’t be the early bird. First of all, worms are gross. Yes, the LATE bird gets the judgmental looks from the early birds, but it also gets to avoid the morning rush, which, in my opinion, far outweighs the feeling of receiving a judgmental look from some gross disgusting worm-eater. 🪱 🐦
As I awaken with wishes of blessings for you to fare thee well on this glorious Sunday, I am inspired to impart this sage wisdom upon you:
As we head into this week, it’s important to remember that SOME people are going through things we don’t even know about.
I, for example, started my week processing the trauma of having to wake up. This was then FURTHER exacerbated by having to simultaneously process the trauma of having to get out of my nice toasty warm, comfy cozy bed.
Thus, you’ll surely understand and appreciate that this is the face I’m now making about having to go to work.
